RAMSEY

A letter from my Aunties

Dear Ramsey,  

Thank you for the new photos (you look so smart) and updates on how Mummy and Daddy are looking after you. Your Aunties Andrea, Samantha and Maxine are very pleased that you are being looked after by them very well. Be sure to let us know if they are naughty though and buy you crappy Asda 'special range' cheap dog food (it isn't special - take our word for it), make you sleep on a chav bed (you know what I mean) or Mummy starts washing you in Jo Malone - you don't want to smell like lime and basil or heaven forbid, grapefruit - eewwww.

Don't worry about your little 'accident' - I'm sure Pets at Home are used to cleaning up after 'accidents' so don't sweat it, anyway it'll give the lazy buggers, I mean staff, in the store something to do rather than watching the fish or playing with the guinea pigs ... yawn, yawn! And as for 'sampling' the biscuits in the store, you gotta try before you buy haven't you? They obviously knew you were coming because they left them out for you... what are they complaining about?

 

We love your new disk with your name and number on it, that was nice of Mummy and Daddy to get it for you and it has lots of bling - you are a very lucky boy. Whilst I think about it, ask Mummy and Daddy what happened to your fab Pringle jumper that we bought you, we thought you looked so smart in it and the dogs in Henley would be checking you out and thinking that you are one dapper doggy when you wear it. All the Wags in Henley will cooo over you too and give you treats - what a bonus that would be! Sorry to hear that Daddy made you walk in the rain, I can tell you where he keeps his liquorice if you feel like getting your own back on him but this might scare Mummy tho' as it will make your doggy torpedoes black....tee hee.....

 

By the way, King Charles Spaniels are far too snooty for my liking, you're better off with a lovely Staffy or border terrier... 'special' but very friendly (maybe a little toooo friendly). Daddy has a nerve complaining about how much you are costing them, he does drink far too much beer and anyway, as L'Oreal say ... you're worth it!

 

Also, a little hint, when Mummy gives you her Muller rice tubs, put a paw in the pot and it'll keep it from moving and getting stuck on your snout (I mean, how embarrassing is that?!) Wel,l we are glad that Mummy and Daddy are looking after you very well, we would hate to have to send in the heavies (RSPCA) to sort them out.

 

We look forward to your next photos.

 

Love from Aunties Andrea, Samantha and Maxine PS - Polly, Oscar, Rocky and 'that' Dexter send their woofy love. xx

 

Cats, bling and a trip to the vets

 

Hello Aunties,

 

I've attached some more photo's of me for you to look at.

 

I've had a good week, went to Auntie Maxine's and Auntie Andrea's new shop on Tuesday.

I had a little accident again, could not help myself but I did another wee on their new carpet,

Mom was not well pleased with me, she was really embarrassed.

 

You will never guess what, you know when I said I was going to the Vet's last week,

well Dad took me didn't he. When we got there I was the only one in the waiting room, then a cat came in, it was in a cage, if you want my opinion all cats should be kept in cages, especially those in our gardens there far too many for my liking. Then two King Charles Spaniels came in, I tried to talk to them , but were not interested, I thought they were right stuck up bitches, and they were fat,like two little barrels on legs and they got to see the Vet before me.

Anyway when it was my turn to see the Vet, she gave me some worming tablets, Dad had to pay for them at the reception, he asked how much they were, the receptionist said £26-67 Dad said what!!! for four tablets £26-67 and she said yes, Dad looked at me you could tell he was not pleased,  and you should have seen his face when he was paying, he told Mom I was costing to much money, I cost to much money!! what about all the beers he drinks in a week.

 

I got my first piece of bling as well this week, Dad got me a small disc with my name and phone numbers on it, you will see me wearing it on my photo's, I look really cool. Went back to Pets at Home yesterday to get a larger collar for my disc the other one was to small. While Dad was paying for it with one two other things, I had another accident yes you can guess another wee in the store, 

and sampled some free biscuits that where lying around!! could I have been done for shoplifting???? Mom was so embarrassed She walk quickly out of the shop and left the wee on the floor for someone else to clean up.

 

Went for a walk with Dad the other night, got so far up the High Street, and guess what, it rained again got soaked yet again. I can see it coming, me getting a cold or chill, and having to go to the Vet's and having a thermometer put up my bum, I won't be to pleased if this happens, and it's going to cost more money, and I'll get the blame!!.

 

In some of the photo's I am licking the plastic container form Mommy's Muller rice. 

 

Must go now I think we are going into Stratford for some reason.

 

Give my love to Polly, Oscar, Rocky and that Dexter

Lots of Love

Ramsey.

 

Settling in - a brief letter to my Aunties

 Hi Aunties,

Andrea, Samantha, Maxine, Ann, & Susan. Hope you are all well.

I have attached some of my latest photo's that Mummy took at the weekend - I think I look rather handsom don't you think?!!

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Dad keeps telling me that I am still a big Mummy's boy, and smell like a big girl, phew, what dos'e  he know!!! I like the photo's of me and Mummy working on the lap top. Dad said we are like two dummies trying to use it - he can talk!!!

Mummy took me for a walk this morning, got absolutely soaked,raining cats & dogs (excuse the pun) what was she thinking of, look well if I end up with a cold. 

Any way have to go now, got to the Vets for my worming tablets, certainly looking forward to that.

Lots of love

Ramsey

xxxxxxx  

 

Birthday party

Today was a really exciting day - I was going to meet my new Mummy & Daddy. My Aunties, Andrea, Samantha and Maxine were gifting me to their Daddy to keep him company when Mummy is away. I hope they like having me around, I overheard Aunty Andrea saying that Mummy likes her house to be really tidy and really clean. I don't know whether I can do that.

Well, before they came to Aunty Samantha's house, Aunty Andrea took lots of photos of me with my new family (there were so many children!), here are a few of them ...

With my Aunty Maxine, she looked after me the most before I went to my new Mummy and Daddy's

With Greta - she loves dogs, I mean really LOVES dogs! Lucky me.

Getting a kiss and a cuddle from James - his dog, Polly, is MUCH bigger than me!

After I had the photos taken Mummy & Daddy arrived. They were in the house a long time before they knew I was there. I was sat on Aaliyah's lap and Mummy didn't even see me!

Well, my Aunties told Daddy that I was his birthday present. He looked very shocked and Mummy kept shaking her head saying 'no'. I was so scared. My Aunties were worried that Mummy & Daddy wouldn't want me so when I was handed to Daddy, the first thing I did was lick his ear and his face to say hello and that seemed to work - I think he liked that VERY much.

I had a cuddle with Mummy & Daddy and then Aunty Andrea took some photos of me with them ...

 

Here I am with Daddy - he looks happy.

and here I am with Mummy & Daddy - they are both smiling, which I think is a good thing.

I'm looking forward to being in my new home, I 'm not sure Mummy likes me so I'm going to have to work really hard to win her over. 

*I must not piddle on the floor, chew furniture or bark ...  I must not piddle on the floor, chew furniture or bark, I must not piddle on the floor, chew furniture ......hhhmmm, this could be hard!*

 

Sporting Pringle

I am staying at my Aunty Andrea's this weekend. I have met the lovely Rocky and the very special Dexter who won't stop sniffing me - enough already!

Anyways, Aunty Andrea went to Pets at Home with Greta and bought me a lovely new jumper coat. It's a Pringle and is very smart - here is a picture of me wearing it...

I hope my new Mummy & Daddy like it as it keeps me lovely and warm.

Time To See The World!!!

I was ten weeks old when all my brothers and sisters had left home. Mom and Dad said to me "Son, its time you saw the world".

The next day my bags were packed and I was off on my travels. 

On 25th Febuary 2012 when Cambridge Ladies FC  were playing Birmingham City Ladies FC U15's, I met a new lady called Maxine who wrapped me up in the biggest warmest blanket(pity it was pink...didn't she know i was a little fella). Anyway , my first taste of football.... such great skill and technique...BCFC Ladies fan for life. But i think i could have played better but the ball was a bit too big for me...I think i'll start with tennis balls first! After the match we had a long drive to my new home....where I met loads of new kiddies....The Hays. And my new best buddy, Oscar...he's really cool, he taught me how to sit so i can get treats, how to chase the pesky cat, Mandy and how to give the biggest puppy dog eyes to get what I want...hee hee. I stayed with the Hays for three weeks but my biggest adventure was to start...i'm to be a present for the kiddies Grandad Tony, and we're gonna meet tomorrow...I hope he likes me!!